When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell "

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.