Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.