What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!