What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.