What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

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What do older women wear?

Depends

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of iron cats?

A Feline...

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.