What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.