What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...