What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.