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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!"

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"