When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Bad Girl Jokes More Bad Girl Jokes

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Good Girl Jokes More Good Girl Jokes

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.