What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.