What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono