What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done