Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!