What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)