Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
I want my Nickleback....
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
He was always standing up on the job!
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
OC High humor
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
He just took it in stride