Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the mexican push his wife over the bridge?

Tequila"