I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
When your nose touches the ceiling !
None, it only takes Tolkiens
Tolkien.
Ring him while he's ironing...
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
Using the lords name in vanity
Narnia business!