What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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What do you call a bagel that can fly?

a plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.