What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Because he was on a higher plane.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.