What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...