Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls