Plain Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What do you call a bagel that can fly?

a plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Shelfish

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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It gets buzzed!

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It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.