What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)