Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.