What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.