What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.