What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists