Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*