Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

Dummy Jokes More Dummy Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

Little Jokes More Little Jokes

What do you call a midget party?

a little get-together.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES