Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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What is a diss track?

Don't worry about it u prune gash

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

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What do you call a midget party?

a little get-together.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES