What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet