Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps