Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.