Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

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Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.