Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

3d Jokes More 3d Jokes

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!