When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

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Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.