When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet