What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle