What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.