Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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Idk, but they sure are hot.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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Tennish

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Quiche Jokes More Quiche Jokes

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.