A saxophone.
W)rap music!
Trap
A party line!
They all have phones.
Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond