Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

G Jokes More G Jokes

How'd you find out?

G:"I'm on both."

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.