Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

G Jokes More G Jokes

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!