What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.