What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.