What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!