What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!