What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !