What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

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What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in clowns costume.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra