What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.