What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.