What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.