Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.