Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.