Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What's the definition of "de javu"?

Jokes on

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.