What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.