Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

How many balls does Fred have?

10

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.