Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Thunder storms just *sound* better

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Barbers.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."