What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What do you call a viking cemetary?

A grey fjord.

What did one Viking war paint say to the other?

Poly, you're a Thane.