Because 7 8 9!
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D
Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip
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Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Because Windows 7 ate 9.