What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)