What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.