Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.