What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.