What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

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In the seedy part of town

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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Because they hate Tibet.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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Molest them

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The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?

They're too shell-fish!

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.