What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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because they're still alive.

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

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Lupus

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies