What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean